A childhood friend emailed a few people, including me, this from THE NEW YORKER:
No plans for insurrection found in Biden’s garage
By Andy Borowitz
January 13, 2023
WILMINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Lawyers scouring President Biden’s garage in Wilmington, Delaware, have been unable to find any plans to overthrow the United States government through a violent insurrection, the lawyers have reported.
In addition, the lawyers said, a thorough search had not turned up any instructions to subvert election results by spreading baseless claims about voter fraud or by promoting slates of fake electors.
“If, in searching President Biden’s garage, we had uncovered evidence of plans to end democracy as we know it—or, for that matter, proof of systematic tax fraud spanning a period of many years—we would have informed Attorney General Garland immediately,” the lawyers’ official statement read.
The lawyers revealed that they did discover plans to build a Jacuzzi and a barrel sauna on the President’s deck but said that they would not be forwarding those documents to the Department of Justice.
In Washington, House Republicans flatly rejected the lawyers’ account. “The American people are sick and tired of President Biden being less than honest with them,” Rep. George Santos said.
I replied to ALL:
Heh, I wonder if the mountain of classified documents seized at Trump's palace contained any plans to overthrow the government?
What I want to know is what was in the classified documents Biden kept for himself, and what was in the classified documents Trump kept for himself?
Meanwhile, the Republicans are all over Joe, but don't seem to remember Donald had many more classified documents than Joe. The Democrats are all over Donald, but don't seem capable of admitting that classified documents are supposed to stay in their appropriate government location, handled by people with security clearance to handle them, and that is not some garage containing a Corvette.
This former practicing attorney thinks maybe both men committed crimes, and therefore are not legally able to be president, and if that's correct, Kamala Harris should be president and Kevin McCarthy should be vice-president. I wonder how that duet would sit with the Democrats and the Republicans?
I recently accepted a Facebook friend request from a woman originally from Birmingham. She had returned to Birmingham. She went to Ramsay High School, once knew several of my childhood friends, including you, old friend.
We had a meal together at a restaurant. She said she lived in the midwest a long time, and then something compelled her to move back to Birmingham, but she couldn't figure out why.
When she said she could not stand the Democrats and was a Trumper, I told her that she should run from Trump as if her very life and soul depended on it. When she said she sure couldn't be a Democrat, I said don't be anything. Don't belong to cults.
When she later called me on the phone and went to defending Trump again, I told her Trump is an agent of the Devil, literally, and her vote for him endorsed everything he did as president, and unless she denounces Trump, all of that is on her when her roll is called up yonder.
She kept bringing up Trump built the southern border wall, immigration had to be stopped. I said I agreed, but Trump (and Biden) could have made lots of progress there by banning Americans from traveling to Mexico until Mexico stopped the refugee migration to USA. And Trump (and Biden) could have brought American troops home from foreign hell holes and stationed them on the southern border to stop the very real invasion from the south.
When she said she didn't believe Trump had anything to do with the January 6, 2021 attempt to overthrow the government, where was the proof? I said in lots of flim footage I saw on TV coming right out of Trump's own mouth. I told her not to call me again.
I think the Republican, MAGA and Democrat religions have lost touch with reality, and I suppose they feel the same about me😎
Childhood friend to me:
I concur with your thinking throughout, although I do see a growing number of Dems expressing concern over the Biden matter. My thought is that they are more concerned over the damage to their party than the idea that Biden may have intentionally taken those docs from where they were previously, which I am sure was the case in the OT’s “theft”.
Me to childhood friend:
I think every time Joe Biden, his lawyers, CNN talking heads, Democrats try to excuse Biden doing when he was Vice President what Trump did when he was president, it makes a mockery out of them and gives Trump and his lawyers ammunition to argue IT'S RIGGED AGAIN!!!
I've seen photos of Biden's home, it's huge. Biden has two more homes, yes?
I think Hunter Biden made a lot of money in Ukraine dealings, which had nothing to do with any business acumen and had everything to do with his father being vice-president. Now, thanks to his father being president, Hunter is a well-paid adviser to and sits on the board of crypto currency companies.
I think Joe Biden knew he had classified documents squirreled away from when he was vice-president and he said nothing about that when Trump was outed and raided and so forth and so on. I think Biden should resign.
Failing which, the Attorney General should invite Biden to resign and never run for public office again, in exchange for no prosecution over stolen classified documents; and the Attorney General should offer never running for public office again to Trump, in exchange for no prosecution over stolen classified documents.
If the Attorney General's offers are declined, proseuction should follow post haste.
When pigs fly.
Oink, oink, oink
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